parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

officialfrenchtoast:

finding money in your pocket that u forgot about

image

organicallygorgeous:

Shots fired. 

(Source: noor3amoor)

queerdevil:

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

Fuck.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  • week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
  • week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg
optimusoap:

mennystrat:

ms-water:

ruingaraf:

abrickonjupiter:

bucketsaurusrex:

ayjaygamer:

destroyerperson:

savanaugh:

vip4prez:

laterovaries:

ba-dum-tish:

eve1978:

neither-blue-nor-green:

Doooo weeedoooooo

Big Bang theory, pretty close actually :)



Lost.
Accurate.

CASTLE YES!

Steven univeRSE YES I AM A CRYSTAL GEM

Futurama

INVADER ZIM FRICK YES

The regular show

Carnivale
….Yeah

cosmos
i’m okay with this



Orange is the new black. ooooo.

Gotham. 
I may very well be fucked. I’d survive, but who in their right mind actually wants to live in Gotham City?

Gargoyles.
So I get to be either the leader of a Gargoyle Clan, or the sassy, tough-as-nails cop who befriends them. I am very pleased.

optimusoap:

mennystrat:

ms-water:

ruingaraf:

abrickonjupiter:

bucketsaurusrex:

ayjaygamer:

destroyerperson:

savanaugh:

vip4prez:

laterovaries:

ba-dum-tish:

eve1978:

neither-blue-nor-green:

Doooo weeedoooooo

Big Bang theory, pretty close actually :)

Lost.

Accurate.

CASTLE YES!

Steven univeRSE YES I AM A CRYSTAL GEM

Futurama

INVADER ZIM FRICK YES

The regular show

Carnivale

….Yeah

cosmos

i’m okay with this

Orange is the new black. ooooo.

Gotham. 

I may very well be fucked. I’d survive, but who in their right mind actually wants to live in Gotham City?

Gargoyles.

So I get to be either the leader of a Gargoyle Clan, or the sassy, tough-as-nails cop who befriends them. I am very pleased.

(Source: coooooooooooooorvo)

sixpenceee:

VAMPIRE BATS 
Unlike other bats who have lost the ability to move around on land, vampire bats can actually run on land. They use their forelimbs as a means of force. This ability evolved independently with the bat lineage. 
VIDEO

sixpenceee:

VAMPIRE BATS 

Unlike other bats who have lost the ability to move around on land, vampire bats can actually run on land. They use their forelimbs as a means of force. This ability evolved independently with the bat lineage. 

VIDEO

Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel. - Natalie Dormer

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche